Alright, so there's this guy, who happens to be my ex.. I mean, it's not like we dated a long time, it was very brief, trust me, but he drives me nuts! Like seriously, he annoys the crap outta me! Every time he opens his mouth I want to punch him. And I know what you're thinking. He can't be that bad, can he? Yes, he actually can. Honestly! It's that bad! I look at him, and bam, I'm annoyed. He doesn't even need to actually start talking and I'm already going crazy! And I can't avoid him! He's friggin everywhere! I go to school, he's there. I go to church, he's there. I go to bowling, he's there! I can't escape his dreadful presence! Like this week, I didn't even have school, but he still managed to annoy me. Last summer, we did this summer team thing, there are two teams, and, of course, I got stuck with him. Our team is having a reunion in like three weeks and I have to take him to it. It's a three hour drive, where I can't avoid him!!!!!! I know, I know! Just say you can't take him, or tell him you're not going. But, I can't! I don't wanna take him, but if I don't, he can't go. I don't wanna be the reason he can't go see what was his team too. I'd be one of the biggest jerks around! So you see, I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! I'm basically being forced ! Like taken against my own will, forced!
Oh, and to make matters worse, he felt the need to post in our group message that he was going with me. Doesn't sound that bad, right? Oh but it is! The team obviously found out we dated once and made a big deal out of it. They made fun of me all the time, like everyday, ALL summer long! I was like, frig man, why would you do that?! They're just going to make fun of me even more now! I mean, I didn't actually say that to him, cause he didn't know they made fun of me, but come on, like dude, even you're not THAT stupid. Obviously they would make fun of me for ever going there with you... Needless to say, Alisha is not a happy camper. Oh yes, and there's more! The reunion happens to be on my birthday weekend! I was looking forward to going and having a stress free weekend without him, visiting my team, and celebrating my birthday happily. But no, I guess Alisha doesn't get her wish to have an ex free 18th birthday. Lovely, eh? Instead, I have to spend three hours in a car with him, and then put up with him the next THREE days! The WHOLE time! I can't friggin catch a break.
Another thing! Every Sunday at bowling, he feels the need to friggin touch me! I'm ticklish as heck, and he knows, so of course he does it all the time! I get soooooooo mad! I HATE when people touch me. Period. And it's not just him, it's everyone, but with him it's like a million times worse! And I can only tolerate it for so long. I'm like stop, seriously, just stop. My mom will be sitting right there telling him to stop, but does he? Of course not. He doesn't know limits! There are already rumors going around school about him, and with his touching problem, they just look even worse. And so, eventually if gets bad enough that I am actually formulating a plan to cut off his arms without getting in trouble for it. Sometimes it gets so awful that I honestly wouldn't care if I got in trouble for doing it! I would willing go to prison for the rest of my life it meant escaping his annoying presence! And girls like me wouldn't last in prison! I know it sounds like I'm overreacting, but if you met him, you'd understand my point. I'm not overreacting in the slightest. He's so dumb. And he has no common sense, or any clue of how to make conversation with people without making himself look like a complete, arrogant, cocky, arsehole. His attitude would be enough to make me want to knock him upside of the head. He says some of the stupidest things, and then I'm like, dude, why did you just say that? You just made yourself look like an idiot. But why should I care? I'm not the one that looks stupid right now, cause I'm not the one that half mental. Whatever though..
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